Stylist: Mr Pattinson, I selected a beautiful suit for your shoot today.
Rob *sees checked suit... pauses*: Did my Dad put you up to this?
Stylist: Big Daddy?
Rob: Dick, yes.
Stylist *confused*: No. You love wearing check.
Rob: I love wearing plaid - I'm a hipster. *calls* KRISTEN - did you bring my maroon suit?
Kristen *calls*: Russel Brand stole it, Flippy - remember?
Stylist: Not to worry, I also brought this beige top...
Stephenie: I love it.
Tai: If you don't put this schmexy tux on right now I'm going to put my trunk where the sun don't shine!
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